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		<title>Please don&#8217;t cut the credits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ripping movies and sharing them through p2p networks / usenet / ftp is one thing. Cutting off their credits is quite another! To all you rippers out there: Please don&#8217;t cut the credits! It may save you a meg or two, but kindly remember the people who put their heart and soul into bringing it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ripping movies and sharing them through p2p networks / usenet / ftp is one thing. Cutting off their credits is quite another!</p>
<p>To all you rippers out there: Please don&#8217;t cut the credits!</p>
<p>It may save you a meg or two, but kindly remember the people who put their heart and soul into bringing it to you to re-encode in the first place. I for one love as many people as possible watching my stuff, and I don&#8217;t have a problem you ripping, please kindly leave us the one or two minutes at the end of every piece we do to remember us by.</p>
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		<title>Updates 5 March 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m still alive, although just about. Been in bed now for over a week curing an infected lung. Well, at least I kicked that smoking habit now! In other news, I&#8217;m merging this blog with my &#8220;business&#8221; one (Axle Video Productions) to give one sleek, enjoyable and usable website about my work as a cameraman.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m still alive, although just about. Been in bed now for over a week curing an infected lung. Well, at least I kicked that smoking habit now! In other news, I&#8217;m merging this blog with my &#8220;business&#8221; one (Axle Video Productions) to give one sleek, enjoyable and usable website about my work as a cameraman.</p>
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		<title>Twitter Error Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 09:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is quite cute. You&#8217;ve been warned! All images are copyright Ã‚Â© Twitter.com. I list them here for your convenience only! Twitter 404 File Not Found Error: [photopress:404.jpg,full,left] Twitter 403 Permission Denied Error: [photopress:403.jpg,full,left] Twitter 500 Server Error: [photopress:500.jpg,full,left] Twitter Maintenance Message: [photopress:maintenance.gif,full,left] That&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve found so far. Let me know if you find [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is quite cute. You&#8217;ve been warned!</p>
<p>All images are copyright Ã‚Â© Twitter.com. I list them here for your convenience only!</p>
<p><strong>Twitter 404 <a href="http://twitter.com/404.html" target="_blank">File Not Found Error</a>:</strong><br />
[photopress:404.jpg,full,left]</p>
<p><span id="more-256"></span></p>
<p><strong>Twitter 403 <a href="http://twitter.com/403.html" target="_blank">Permission Denied Error</a>:</strong><br />
[photopress:403.jpg,full,left]</p>
<p><strong>Twitter 500 <a href="http://twitter.com/500.html" target="_blank">Server Error</a>:</strong><br />
[photopress:500.jpg,full,left]</p>
<p><strong>Twitter <a href="http://static.twitter.com/system/maintenance/index.html" target="_blank">Maintenance Message</a>:</strong><br />
[photopress:maintenance.gif,full,left]</p>
<p>That&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve found so far. Let me know if you find any more <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>BTW. <a href="http://twitter.com/wiredfutureman" rel="me" target="_blank">I&#8217;m a twitterer</a> too now. Why not follow me around a bit?</p>
<div style="width:176px;text-align:center"><embed src="http://twitter.com/flash/twitter_badge.swf"  flashvars="color1=16594585&#038;type=user&#038;id=6027752"  quality="high" width="176" height="176" name="twitter_badge" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /><a style="font-size: 10px; color: #FD3699; text-decoration: none" href="http://twitter.com/wiredfutureman" rel="me">wiredfutureman at http://twitter.com</a></div>
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		<title>From Many Tweets, One Loud Voice on the Internet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 09:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twittervision is an absorbing spectacle: a global vision of the human race&#8217;s quotidian thoughts and activities, or at least of that portion of the species who twitter. read more &#124; digg story]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twittervision is an absorbing spectacle: a global vision of the human race&#8217;s quotidian thoughts and activities, or at least of that portion of the species who twitter.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/22/business/yourmoney/22stream.html?ex=1334894400&#038;en=4626986927aa5897&#038;ei=5124&#038;partner=digg&#038;exprod=digg">read more</a> | <a href="http://digg.com/tech_news/From_Many_Tweets_One_Loud_Voice_on_the_Internet">digg story</a></p>
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		<title>Downloads For Americans Only</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 20:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jonny Foreigner need not apply The future really is bright, if not with a slight orange glow. Want to play the latest game? Watch the latest movie? Listen to the coolest tracks? But are too fat to nip down to the shops? Fear not, just download it straight to your computer and save more than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jonny Foreigner need not apply</p>
<p>The future really is bright, if not with a slight orange glow. Want to play the latest game? Watch the latest movie? Listen to the coolest tracks? But are too fat to nip down to the shops? Fear not, just download it straight to your computer and save more than calories! But then there&#8217;s the catch&#8230;</p>
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<p>All but a very few of those brave new online download retailers offer their goods to non-USA citizens. iTunes music store being one thorn in my eye. But there are others. Check out the <a href="http://www.bittorrent.com/" target="_blank">all new BitTorrent.com site</a>, now with fancy music and video downloads. But it&#8217;s for USA folk only <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I understand it&#8217;s because of rights issues and licensing. To be honest I think it&#8217;s because US companies simply don&#8217;t care too much for markets outside their homeland. To be fair, there are new download services &#8211; like <a href="http://www.musicload.de/" target="_blank">musicload.de</a> in Germany for example &#8211; outside the US of A but they only carry crappy old content and it always lacks the original language or quality.</p>
<p>While we are on the topic of downloading legal content (for a change), <a href="http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article1749672.ece">what&#8217;s up with the whole numbers</a> anyway? AACS used stupid software to protect their goods, serves them right. It&#8217;s comparable to a careless shop owner who sleeps at his desk only to discover people freeloading on his merchandise, and complaining about it. How do you want to sue over 700,000 16 year old PFY&#8217;s across the world?</p>
<p>Until those large corporations realize that they are about 100 years behind the times and that we live in a truly global village, i doubt that people will stop damaging their bottom lines (no pun intended).</p>
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		<title>Toxic Art Heroes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I wrote a reply to Anmol Mehta&#8216;s post about &#8220;how to become an early riser&#8221; I felt something changed. Not that his article was intended to be life changing, however it ever so subtly triggered something within me. A new urge to fulfill my own personal destiny. Forgive me for sounding esoteric here yet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I wrote a reply to <a href="http://www.anmolmehta.com/" target="_blank">Anmol Mehta</a>&#8216;s post about &#8220;<a href="http://anmolmehta.com/blog/2007/03/24/the-secret-on-how-to-become-an-early-riser/" target="_blank">how to become an early riser</a>&#8221; I felt something changed. Not that his article was intended to be life changing, however it ever so subtly triggered something within me. A new urge to fulfill my own personal destiny. Forgive me for sounding esoteric here yet I discovered something profoundly disturbing.</p>
<p>When I was little I instinctively knew what I  had to do and whether it was right or wrong. Even growing into adulthood I kept this child-like attitude and naivetÃƒÂ©, and it was good because although it got me into a lot of trouble it made me go further then I normally would have. Be free to dream and just go on trying to live that dream.</p>
<p>Then something changed. I could bore you with details but the back-story shall be reserved for those who venture into my path <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Reading Anmol&#8217;s post changed something small and although I could feel the tickles, I didn&#8217;t know what would happen. While surfing, looking for certain pictures to entertain a slow weekday evening, I came across something that turned out to be something more than I bargained for.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s when I found <a href="http://www.demoiselle-etrange.com/" target="_blank">Toxy</a> (aka Val) a model, artist and entrepreneur from Canada. She&#8217;s a character, a &#8220;type&#8221; of person that interests me because she&#8217;s doing something I&#8217;m not but aspire to do. She&#8217;s living her dreams. She&#8217;s re-creating the <a href="http://toxicsnatch.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">images in her head</a> with the help of her photographer and videographer friends like <a href="http://www.imunme.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">Imunme</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.demoiselle-etrange.com/" target="_blank" title="Toxy's Art"><img src="/axel/images/toxin3_small.jpg" alt="Toxy Art - Toxin 3 by Imunme" width="250" height="375" class="alignright" /></a> The best word I find to describe her art is &#8220;noire&#8221;. Like film noire or those really dark and artsy horror / splatter films (think Sin City or Dark City, Pi, &#8230;). Nothing too abstract but playing on the borderline. Pushing it a little further, sometimes perhaps crossing it. The emotion the light and images produce have touched another trigger in me. Made me remember that I actually love this stuff and aspire to turn those fantastic themes in my head into something I can communicate to others.</p>
<p>Here I am, typing away at 3am on a Friday night after spending the last three hours watching &#8220;<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0813715/" target="_blank">heroes</a>&#8220;! It&#8217;s another trigger. Not that I want to be heroic, in fact I hardly know how to spell that. But it&#8217;s sci-fi&#8217;esque, comic art with a touch of this &#8220;noire&#8221;. Call me unhappy, frustrated or bitter. But I really think this big camera sitting on my floor should be put to better use than filming <a href="http://www.axlevideoproductions.com/tags/ice+hockey" rel="me" target="_blank">ice hockey</a> and <a href="http://www.axlevideoproductions.com/category/productions/race-babes/" rel="me"  target="_blank">motor racing</a> (albeit much enjoyed).</p>
<p><em>Am I feeling stuck in a (day) job that doesn&#8217;t make me go anywhere?</em><br />
Yes</p>
<p><em>Am I unhappy being in a place surrounded by people and a culture I cannot relate to?</em><br />
Yes</p>
<p><em>Am I sad for having lost<sup><a href="#nfo">1</a></sup> someone who I called the love of my life?</em><br />
You bet</p>
<p><strong>Can you relate to this?</strong></p>
<p>I think it&#8217;s time for me to stop playing all those &#8220;movies&#8221; in my head and get the hell out there and start living my life again! <strong>So who wants to come <em>creating</em> with me?</strong></p>
<p>BTW Jens called after a long time again. Another button pressed and in due time&#8230; . I wonder what will happen next.</p>
<p><small><a name="nfo"></a>1 &#8211; No, she&#8217;s not dead! We just mutually agreed that long distance doesn&#8217;t work for us&#8230;<br />
Photo copyrighted by <a href="http://www.imunme.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">Imunme</a> / <a href="http://www.demoiselle-etrange.com/" target="_blank">Toxy</a><br />
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		<title>10 Most Annoying Things on the Web</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 22:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just ten things that are annoying in todays wild-web-two-oh? Gods, where should I start! Before you read any further let me just make it clear that this is a joke. It&#8217;s sarcasm (look it up) and I&#8217;m not very good at it (I&#8217;m German you see &#8211; no sense of humor et all). It&#8217;s my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just ten things that are annoying in todays wild-web-two-oh? Gods, where should I start! Before you read any further let me just make it clear that this is a joke. It&#8217;s <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm" target="_blank">sarcasm</a> (look it up) and I&#8217;m not very good at it (I&#8217;m <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany" target="_blank">German</a> you see &#8211; no sense of humor et all). It&#8217;s my personal opinion and a bit of a rant. Now read it already.. .</p>
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<strong>Top 10 Lists</strong></p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it, the only reason for putting up <a href="http://digg.com/search?section=news&#038;s=top+10" target="_blank">Top 10 lists</a> is to drive quick traffic to your blog. Why? Because you are lazy and cannot concentrate for more than a short sound bite. In fact, i shall make this into a podcast for the activity handicapped <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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<strong>Cool Pictures / Videos</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Oh no! Seen this thing? It&#8217;s sooo fracking cool. Digg me now.&#8221; C&#8217;on peeps. Enough already. There&#8217;s a gazillion things out there and if even the most basic deformation of a potato or Dorito crisp send shivers of excitement down your spine, you should have yourself locked in a nice comfy room with no windows and lot&#8217;s of cushions. Stepping outside your door might kill you with excitement. Be forewarned.
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<strong>Social Networking Sites</strong></p>
<p>Whether it&#8217;s plain-old I&#8217;mSpaced or Ringed-in, what&#8217;s the point of a thousand sites trying to network everyone? The features are the same: spam farms for 10 year olds. IMHO they should all be bought by Google today and made into <a href="http://www.google.com/blogsearch" target="_blank">something useful</a>. Everyone could have a proper website and .. oh wait!
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<strong><abbr title="Pimply Faced Youth">PFY</abbr>s discovering life outside their 10sqft dorm room</strong></p>
<p>As shocking as it may be to under-educated poor North American teenagers, but there&#8217;s a whole planet out there (/me points to behind west and east coasts)! America is not representative of people on this world, neither do they horde all the gold or have discovered law making. Here&#8217;s a shocker for you:</p>
<p>North America was re-populated a few hundred years ago by <s>outcasts</s> adventurers from Europe (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe" target="_blank">just off the east coast</a>) and enterprising young men and women from the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_east" target="_blank">far east</a> (that&#8217;s actually just west off LA). As a bonus I throw in the fact that they weren&#8217;t even the first people to live on the great plains &#8211; there were people there before them. They were called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States" target="_blank">native North Americans</a>.
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<strong>USA World Domination</strong></p>
<p>Kinda goes with the previous <strike>rant</strike> entry. What&#8217;s up with people always trying to conquer the world? Can&#8217;t we just learn from all the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinky_and_the_Brain#Brain.27s_plans" target="_blank">failed attempts</a> before and abandon the idea altogether? Who is next? I ponder Antartica hasn&#8217;t had a go yet.. .
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<li><strong>Political Commentary</strong>
<p>I love the fact that the Internet is so free anyone can say anything these days! Meaningful or otherwise (the latter mostly), everyone feels they should have a go at politics. Just a shame <a href="http://www.google.de/search?q=voter+apathy" target="_blank">nobody votes anymore</a>.. .
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<strong>Death, Destruction and Hype</strong></p>
<p>That one is actually quite disgusting. Whenever people die, get maimed or manage their 10th head-shot in a row there&#8217;s the obligatory media hype. Big, bold headlines, supported by a strap line so OTT everyone is scared instantly into voting to give up their freedom to secure it. Makes no sense. People see reports of mass murder in a far flung place, send aid Dollars and vote on new legislation making sure that those poor people will still have something to suffer from in case of the next L!VE Aid concert.
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<strong>How to design a website</strong></p>
<p>I think everyone knows how to do a website today. Or let me put this in another way, they should. The web has been here for a long time now and all the website designing tools make it virtually impossible for people to venture off the path of good taste. Whenever you give people advice, they listen, nod a lot and then go off to do the exact opposite anyway. If someone tells me they&#8217;ve designed their own site I always ask two things:</p>
<p>a) How long did it take you, and<br />
b) Was it any fun</p>
<p>Because if it took them less than a couple of hours, chances are they have no idea why they are having a site anyway. Also, if it was fun it sure as heck couldn&#8217;t have been done professionally, right?
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<strong>Rapid (Rabbit) Web2.0 Trashlications</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Uhh, look it goes zoom zoom!&#8221; Yeah, but no &#8211; why? Visual interface effects are there for one reason, and one reason only: to aid the user.</p>
<p>Everyone seems to be able to get their next killer app out of the door before even the basic concept is finalised. Let alone planned out and thought through. Yes, I agree that it is great to put ideas into working prototypes &#8211; but please not forget all those failed and over-venture-capitalised enterprises of the late 90&#8242;s. There&#8217;s a reason why so few are still around: they actually sat down and thought about whether that half-arsed idea they had last night down the pub would actually work.
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<strong><a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=plagiarism">Plagiarism</a> 2.0 &#8211; Content-theft driven websites via RSS</strong></p>
<p>RSS feeds are a wicked tool. No, really RSS feeds are a thing of evil. Everytime someone sits down and writes / designs / creates something and publishes it through an XML data exchange file, ten scammers get made. Now it&#8217;s real easy to create wholesome portal websites with someone else&#8217;s content. Just register a domain and parse what ever feeds apply, slap some ads on it and bang: a free golden goose! Time to buckle down those feeds.. .
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<p>If you&#8217;ve read thus far and have no idea how you got here, I suggest <em>PANIC</em>! So <a href="http://digg.com/offbeat_news/10_Most_Annoying_Things_on_the_Web" target="_blank">digg me</a> while you do.. .</p>
<p>&#8220;<a href="http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/0671745530.html" target="_blank">So long and thanks for all the fish.</a>&#8220;</p>
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		<title>Face Transformer &#8211; Turn Yourself Into Manga Character or Ape</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 22:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Upload a picture to the site and you can change its race, age, or even transform yourself into a manga character or an ape-man. Developed by The Perception Laboratory and the University of St Andrews the Face Transformer is hours on fun! (via www.trendhunter.com) read more &#124; digg story]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Upload a picture to the site and you can change its race, age, or even transform yourself into a manga character or an ape-man. Developed by The Perception Laboratory and the University of St Andrews the Face Transformer is hours on fun! (via www.trendhunter.com)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/face-transformer-turn-yourself-into-manga-character-or-ape">read more</a> | <a href="http://digg.com/gadgets/Face_Transformer_Turn_Yourself_Into_Manga_Character_or_Ape">digg story</a></p>
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		<title>Refrigerator Web Design &#8211; Miranda July&#8217;s Brilliant Viral Campaign</title>
		<link>http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/ramblings/refrigerator-web-design-miranda-julys-brilliant-viral-campaign/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 22:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no need for extensive web programming knowledge, photoshop skills and expensive agencies. All you need is a brilliant mind. And a refrigerator. And a dry-board pen. And lots and lots of paper towels and glass spray. read more &#124; digg story]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is no need for extensive web programming knowledge, photoshop skills and expensive agencies. All you need is a brilliant mind. And a refrigerator. And a dry-board pen. And lots and lots of paper towels and glass spray.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/refrigratorizing-web-design-miranda-julys-brilliant-viral-campaign">read more</a> | <a href="http://digg.com/design/Refrigerator_Web_Design_Miranda_July_s_Brilliant_Viral_Campaign">digg story</a></p>
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		<title>US &#8216;Iran attack plans&#8217; revealed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 22:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Source: news.bbc.co.uk) US contingency plans for air strikes on Iran extend beyond nuclear sites and include most of the country&#8217;s military infrastructure, the BBC has learned. An attack could take place if either the Iranian government is found to be developing a nuclear weapon or to be directly involved with Iraqi guerillas campaigns. read more [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Source: news.bbc.co.uk) US contingency plans for air strikes on Iran extend beyond nuclear sites and include most of the country&#8217;s military infrastructure, the BBC has learned. An attack could take place if either the Iranian government is found to be developing a nuclear weapon or to be directly involved with Iraqi guerillas campaigns.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6376639.stm">read more</a> | <a href="http://digg.com/world_news/US_Iran_attack_plans_revealed">digg story</a></p>
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