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	<title>Axel Segebrecht &#187; Internet</title>
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		<title>Google Zeitgeist 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year again, when the largest consumer research machine &#8211; sorry &#8211; Google prepares their present to starving SEO specialists and the population et al. The Zeitgeist has been a handy little tool for a good few years now, as it shows a list of what search terms people were looking for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again, when the largest consumer research machine &#8211; sorry &#8211; Google prepares their present to starving SEO specialists and the population et al. The Zeitgeist has been a handy little tool for a good few years now, as it shows a list of what search terms people were looking for world wide, as well as for a growing list of countries in detail. Find out who&#8217;s been top of the &#8220;gops&#8221; (sic) this year in your country:</p>
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<p><strong>UK Zeitgeist 2008</strong></p>
<p><em>The fastest rising search terms in the UK</em></p>
<p>iPlayer<br />
Facebook<br />
iPhone<br />
Youtube<br />
Yahoo Mail<br />
Large Hadron Collider<br />
Obama<br />
Friv<br />
Cam4<br />
Jogos</p>
<p><em>The most searched terms in the UK</em></p>
<p>Facebook<br />
BBC<br />
YouTube<br />
eBay<br />
Games<br />
News<br />
Hotmail<br />
Bebo<br />
Yahoo<br />
Jobs</p>
<p><em>Most searched politicians in the UK</em></p>
<p>Gordon Brown<br />
David Cameron<br />
Barack Obama<br />
Tony Blair<br />
Sarah Palin<br />
John Mccain<br />
George Osborne<br />
Alistair Darling<br />
Boris Johnson<br />
Nicolas Sarkozy</p>
<p><em>Fastest rising recipe searches in the UK</em></p>
<p>cupcake<br />
meatballs<br />
rocky road<br />
crumble topping<br />
eaton mess<br />
pork belly<br />
rhubarb fool<br />
lemon posset<br />
honey comb<br />
beer batter</p>
<p><em>Fastest rising finance-related searches in the UK</em></p>
<p>icesave<br />
hot uk deals<br />
natwest<br />
hmrc<br />
hbos<br />
money saving expert<br />
halifax<br />
barclays<br />
rbs<br />
lloyds tsb</p>
<p><em>The hottest tickets of the year in the UK</em></p>
<p>Oasis<br />
Leonard Cohen<br />
AC/DC<br />
The Ashes<br />
Steve Coogan<br />
SOS<br />
Oliver<br />
Gladiators<br />
Tina Turner<br />
Nickleback</p>
<p>- Source: <a href="http://www.google.com/intl/en/press/zeitgeist2008/" class="extlink">Google Zeitgeist 2008 Home page</a></p>
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		<title>Google Chrome Browser</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Google&#8217;s new open source Internet browser &#8220;Chrome&#8221; most definitely beats everything else out there in terms of standards compliance (thanks to Webkit), usability and speed. However, as a friend (StarGate) just pointed out &#8211; the EULA (terms of use) makes you want to run for the hills quickly! As djlosh at TapTheHive.com points out, Google [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google&#8217;s new open source Internet browser &#8220;<a href="http://www.google.com/chrome/">Chrome</a>&#8221; most definitely beats everything else out there in terms of standards compliance (thanks to <a href="http://www.webkit.org">Webkit</a>), usability and speed. However, as a friend (<a href="http://www.sg-u.de/stargates_universe/">StarGate</a>) just pointed out &#8211; the EULA (terms of use) makes you want to run for the hills quickly!</p>
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<p>As <a href="http://tapthehive.com/discuss/This_Post_Not_Made_In_Chrome_Google_s_EULA_Sucks">djlosh at TapTheHive.com points out</a>, Google retains all rights of content usage published through its browser:</p>
<blockquote><p>11.1 You retain copyright and any other rights you already hold in Content which you submit, post or display on or through, the Services. <strong>By submitting, posting or displaying the content you give Google a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free, and non-exclusive license to reproduce, adapt, modify, translate, publish, publicly perform, publicly display and distribute any Content which you submit, post or display on or through, the Services.</strong> This license is for the sole purpose of enabling Google to display, distribute and promote the Services and may be revoked for certain Services as defined in the Additional Terms of those Services. </p></blockquote>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.google.com/chrome/eula.html">Google Chrome EULA</a></p>
<p>Update: Apparently their EULA was in beta too and the <a href="http://news.google.co.uk/news?rlz=1C1GGLS_enGB291&#038;sourceid=chrome&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;q=google+chrome+eula&#038;um=1&#038;hl=en&#038;sa=X&#038;oi=news_group&#038;resnum=1&#038;ct=title">offending text has been changed</a>! <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Please don&#8217;t cut the credits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[credits]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ripping movies and sharing them through p2p networks / usenet / ftp is one thing. Cutting off their credits is quite another! To all you rippers out there: Please don&#8217;t cut the credits! It may save you a meg or two, but kindly remember the people who put their heart and soul into bringing it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ripping movies and sharing them through p2p networks / usenet / ftp is one thing. Cutting off their credits is quite another!</p>
<p>To all you rippers out there: Please don&#8217;t cut the credits!</p>
<p>It may save you a meg or two, but kindly remember the people who put their heart and soul into bringing it to you to re-encode in the first place. I for one love as many people as possible watching my stuff, and I don&#8217;t have a problem you ripping, please kindly leave us the one or two minutes at the end of every piece we do to remember us by.</p>
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		<title>Technorati Claim</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoo! You can safely ignore this. Only claiming this new blog on Technorati.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoo! You can safely ignore this. Only claiming this new blog on <a href=â€http://technorati.com/claim/8Ã—8e2w7ep7â€³ rel=â€meâ€>Technorati</a>.</p>
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		<title>Stay Up2date with ZapTXT</title>
		<link>http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/english/stay-up2date-with-zaptxt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now you get even more convenience by easily staying up to date with my ramblings via SMS, IM or email thanks to the guys at ZapTXT.com! To monitor the entire feed, simply hit the &#8220;Monitor with ZapTXT&#8221; in the RSS menu on the top right. [photopress:zapFeed.gif,full,centered] To just monitor new comments on a specific post, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now you get even more convenience by easily staying up to date with my ramblings via <abbr title="Short Message Service">SMS</abbr>, <abbr title="Instant Messaging">IM</abbr> or email thanks to the guys at <a href="http://www.zaptxt.com/" target="_blank">ZapTXT.com</a>!</p>
<p>To monitor the entire feed, simply hit the &#8220;Monitor with ZapTXT&#8221; in the RSS menu on the top right.</p>
<p>[photopress:zapFeed.gif,full,centered]</p>
<p>To just monitor new comments on a specific post, click on the &#8220;Monitor comments with ZapTXT&#8221; in the post meta date menu on the top right.</p>
<p>[photopress:zapComments.gif,full,centered]</p>
<p>Have fun <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Twitter Error Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 09:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is quite cute. You&#8217;ve been warned! All images are copyright Ã‚Â© Twitter.com. I list them here for your convenience only! Twitter 404 File Not Found Error: [photopress:404.jpg,full,left] Twitter 403 Permission Denied Error: [photopress:403.jpg,full,left] Twitter 500 Server Error: [photopress:500.jpg,full,left] Twitter Maintenance Message: [photopress:maintenance.gif,full,left] That&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve found so far. Let me know if you find [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is quite cute. You&#8217;ve been warned!</p>
<p>All images are copyright Ã‚Â© Twitter.com. I list them here for your convenience only!</p>
<p><strong>Twitter 404 <a href="http://twitter.com/404.html" target="_blank">File Not Found Error</a>:</strong><br />
[photopress:404.jpg,full,left]</p>
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<p><strong>Twitter 403 <a href="http://twitter.com/403.html" target="_blank">Permission Denied Error</a>:</strong><br />
[photopress:403.jpg,full,left]</p>
<p><strong>Twitter 500 <a href="http://twitter.com/500.html" target="_blank">Server Error</a>:</strong><br />
[photopress:500.jpg,full,left]</p>
<p><strong>Twitter <a href="http://static.twitter.com/system/maintenance/index.html" target="_blank">Maintenance Message</a>:</strong><br />
[photopress:maintenance.gif,full,left]</p>
<p>That&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve found so far. Let me know if you find any more <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>BTW. <a href="http://twitter.com/wiredfutureman" rel="me" target="_blank">I&#8217;m a twitterer</a> too now. Why not follow me around a bit?</p>
<div style="width:176px;text-align:center"><embed src="http://twitter.com/flash/twitter_badge.swf"  flashvars="color1=16594585&#038;type=user&#038;id=6027752"  quality="high" width="176" height="176" name="twitter_badge" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /><a style="font-size: 10px; color: #FD3699; text-decoration: none" href="http://twitter.com/wiredfutureman" rel="me">wiredfutureman at http://twitter.com</a></div>
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		<title>Downloads For Americans Only</title>
		<link>http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/english/downloads-for-americans-only/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 20:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jonny Foreigner need not apply The future really is bright, if not with a slight orange glow. Want to play the latest game? Watch the latest movie? Listen to the coolest tracks? But are too fat to nip down to the shops? Fear not, just download it straight to your computer and save more than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jonny Foreigner need not apply</p>
<p>The future really is bright, if not with a slight orange glow. Want to play the latest game? Watch the latest movie? Listen to the coolest tracks? But are too fat to nip down to the shops? Fear not, just download it straight to your computer and save more than calories! But then there&#8217;s the catch&#8230;</p>
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<p>All but a very few of those brave new online download retailers offer their goods to non-USA citizens. iTunes music store being one thorn in my eye. But there are others. Check out the <a href="http://www.bittorrent.com/" target="_blank">all new BitTorrent.com site</a>, now with fancy music and video downloads. But it&#8217;s for USA folk only <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I understand it&#8217;s because of rights issues and licensing. To be honest I think it&#8217;s because US companies simply don&#8217;t care too much for markets outside their homeland. To be fair, there are new download services &#8211; like <a href="http://www.musicload.de/" target="_blank">musicload.de</a> in Germany for example &#8211; outside the US of A but they only carry crappy old content and it always lacks the original language or quality.</p>
<p>While we are on the topic of downloading legal content (for a change), <a href="http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article1749672.ece">what&#8217;s up with the whole numbers</a> anyway? AACS used stupid software to protect their goods, serves them right. It&#8217;s comparable to a careless shop owner who sleeps at his desk only to discover people freeloading on his merchandise, and complaining about it. How do you want to sue over 700,000 16 year old PFY&#8217;s across the world?</p>
<p>Until those large corporations realize that they are about 100 years behind the times and that we live in a truly global village, i doubt that people will stop damaging their bottom lines (no pun intended).</p>
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		<title>Scraping the bottom of the barrel</title>
		<link>http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/english/scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As seen in my earlier rant post &#8220;10 Most Annoying Things on the Web&#8220;, I just love people ripping off others by scraping their content. As outlined before, it&#8217;s real easy these days with a little creative use of RSS feeds. Everyone can do it, even you! And it might just make you the extra [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As seen in my earlier <s>rant</s> post &#8220;<a href="http://www.segebrecht.com/axel/10-most-annoying-things-on-the-web">10 Most Annoying Things on the Web</a>&#8220;, I just love people ripping off others by scraping their content. As outlined before, it&#8217;s real easy these days with a little creative use of RSS feeds. Everyone can do it, even you! And it might just make you the extra income you always wanted. Find out how.</p>
<p>First, find a niche that you want to exploit like online TV, css web design or equipment news. Then get a free website from sites like <a href="http://www.wordpress.com">WordPress.com</a> or <a href="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger.com</a> and start filling it with content.</p>
<p>Hunt around the bloggosphere to find sites offering the content you need and hopefully won&#8217;t notice you are stealing theirs and passing it off as your own. Just grab either the posts feed or why not just grap the entire category? Then tell your RSS parser (WordPress already has the ability to <s>import</s> syndicate build-in) to take the feed and display its content on your website.</p>
<p>Add a little style and play around with the feed data. For example, you may want to remove the original author and originating website. Also be sure to remove any backlinks to their site otherwise they will get a trackback and be alerted to your actions. Or leave them, so you can tell them you just liked their site and wanted to provide free advertising to them.</p>
<p>Now to the really interesting part of getting something for nothing. Sign up with textbased ad sites like <a href="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/iclk?sa=l&#038;num=0&#038;client=ca-ref-pub-0610009213263974&#038;adurl=https://www.google.com/adsense/%3Fhl%3Den_GB%26ai%3DBdqv3MrIsRoO4LZ-IQI6sqMoFhc_mJ8XD8_4BxY23AQAQASDtleYFOAFQwvrrs_7_____AWCVApgBnYcBoAGXlcj9A7IBEnd3dy5zZWdlYnJlY2h0LmNvbcgBAdoBMmh0dHA6Ly93d3cuc2VnZWJyZWNodC5jb20vYXhlbC8_cD0xMDMmcHJldmlldz10cnVlgAIBqAMD&#038;ai=B6p06MrIsRoO4LZ-IQI6sqMoFhc_mJ8XD8_4BxY23AQAQASDtleYFOAFQ5ezr0QdglQKYAZ2HAaABl5XI_QOyARJ3d3cuc2VnZWJyZWNodC5jb23IAQHaATJodHRwOi8vd3d3LnNlZ2VicmVjaHQuY29tL2F4ZWwvP3A9MTAzJnByZXZpZXc9dHJ1ZYACAagDAw">Google Adsense</a> and surround your content with ads. Add a few digg.com or other social networking buttons, submit and wait for people to visit your site and click those banners!</p>
<p>And you are done <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>A not so nice example can be found at <a href="http://joostvideos.blogspot.com">joostvideos.blogspot.com</a> where you can find a multitude of other peoples content (especially videos) <a href="http://joostvideos.blogspot.com/2007/04/free-joost-beta-invites-available.html">like my post on the free joost invites</a> I gave away last week. Enjoy and remember to send me a cheque for my share of your advertising profits.</p>
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		<title>10 Most Annoying Things on the Web</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 22:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just ten things that are annoying in todays wild-web-two-oh? Gods, where should I start! Before you read any further let me just make it clear that this is a joke. It&#8217;s sarcasm (look it up) and I&#8217;m not very good at it (I&#8217;m German you see &#8211; no sense of humor et all). It&#8217;s my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just ten things that are annoying in todays wild-web-two-oh? Gods, where should I start! Before you read any further let me just make it clear that this is a joke. It&#8217;s <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm" target="_blank">sarcasm</a> (look it up) and I&#8217;m not very good at it (I&#8217;m <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany" target="_blank">German</a> you see &#8211; no sense of humor et all). It&#8217;s my personal opinion and a bit of a rant. Now read it already.. .</p>
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<strong>Top 10 Lists</strong></p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it, the only reason for putting up <a href="http://digg.com/search?section=news&#038;s=top+10" target="_blank">Top 10 lists</a> is to drive quick traffic to your blog. Why? Because you are lazy and cannot concentrate for more than a short sound bite. In fact, i shall make this into a podcast for the activity handicapped <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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<strong>Cool Pictures / Videos</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Oh no! Seen this thing? It&#8217;s sooo fracking cool. Digg me now.&#8221; C&#8217;on peeps. Enough already. There&#8217;s a gazillion things out there and if even the most basic deformation of a potato or Dorito crisp send shivers of excitement down your spine, you should have yourself locked in a nice comfy room with no windows and lot&#8217;s of cushions. Stepping outside your door might kill you with excitement. Be forewarned.
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<strong>Social Networking Sites</strong></p>
<p>Whether it&#8217;s plain-old I&#8217;mSpaced or Ringed-in, what&#8217;s the point of a thousand sites trying to network everyone? The features are the same: spam farms for 10 year olds. IMHO they should all be bought by Google today and made into <a href="http://www.google.com/blogsearch" target="_blank">something useful</a>. Everyone could have a proper website and .. oh wait!
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<strong><abbr title="Pimply Faced Youth">PFY</abbr>s discovering life outside their 10sqft dorm room</strong></p>
<p>As shocking as it may be to under-educated poor North American teenagers, but there&#8217;s a whole planet out there (/me points to behind west and east coasts)! America is not representative of people on this world, neither do they horde all the gold or have discovered law making. Here&#8217;s a shocker for you:</p>
<p>North America was re-populated a few hundred years ago by <s>outcasts</s> adventurers from Europe (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe" target="_blank">just off the east coast</a>) and enterprising young men and women from the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_east" target="_blank">far east</a> (that&#8217;s actually just west off LA). As a bonus I throw in the fact that they weren&#8217;t even the first people to live on the great plains &#8211; there were people there before them. They were called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States" target="_blank">native North Americans</a>.
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<strong>USA World Domination</strong></p>
<p>Kinda goes with the previous <strike>rant</strike> entry. What&#8217;s up with people always trying to conquer the world? Can&#8217;t we just learn from all the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinky_and_the_Brain#Brain.27s_plans" target="_blank">failed attempts</a> before and abandon the idea altogether? Who is next? I ponder Antartica hasn&#8217;t had a go yet.. .
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<li><strong>Political Commentary</strong>
<p>I love the fact that the Internet is so free anyone can say anything these days! Meaningful or otherwise (the latter mostly), everyone feels they should have a go at politics. Just a shame <a href="http://www.google.de/search?q=voter+apathy" target="_blank">nobody votes anymore</a>.. .
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<strong>Death, Destruction and Hype</strong></p>
<p>That one is actually quite disgusting. Whenever people die, get maimed or manage their 10th head-shot in a row there&#8217;s the obligatory media hype. Big, bold headlines, supported by a strap line so OTT everyone is scared instantly into voting to give up their freedom to secure it. Makes no sense. People see reports of mass murder in a far flung place, send aid Dollars and vote on new legislation making sure that those poor people will still have something to suffer from in case of the next L!VE Aid concert.
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<strong>How to design a website</strong></p>
<p>I think everyone knows how to do a website today. Or let me put this in another way, they should. The web has been here for a long time now and all the website designing tools make it virtually impossible for people to venture off the path of good taste. Whenever you give people advice, they listen, nod a lot and then go off to do the exact opposite anyway. If someone tells me they&#8217;ve designed their own site I always ask two things:</p>
<p>a) How long did it take you, and<br />
b) Was it any fun</p>
<p>Because if it took them less than a couple of hours, chances are they have no idea why they are having a site anyway. Also, if it was fun it sure as heck couldn&#8217;t have been done professionally, right?
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<strong>Rapid (Rabbit) Web2.0 Trashlications</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Uhh, look it goes zoom zoom!&#8221; Yeah, but no &#8211; why? Visual interface effects are there for one reason, and one reason only: to aid the user.</p>
<p>Everyone seems to be able to get their next killer app out of the door before even the basic concept is finalised. Let alone planned out and thought through. Yes, I agree that it is great to put ideas into working prototypes &#8211; but please not forget all those failed and over-venture-capitalised enterprises of the late 90&#8242;s. There&#8217;s a reason why so few are still around: they actually sat down and thought about whether that half-arsed idea they had last night down the pub would actually work.
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<strong><a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=plagiarism">Plagiarism</a> 2.0 &#8211; Content-theft driven websites via RSS</strong></p>
<p>RSS feeds are a wicked tool. No, really RSS feeds are a thing of evil. Everytime someone sits down and writes / designs / creates something and publishes it through an XML data exchange file, ten scammers get made. Now it&#8217;s real easy to create wholesome portal websites with someone else&#8217;s content. Just register a domain and parse what ever feeds apply, slap some ads on it and bang: a free golden goose! Time to buckle down those feeds.. .
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<p>If you&#8217;ve read thus far and have no idea how you got here, I suggest <em>PANIC</em>! So <a href="http://digg.com/offbeat_news/10_Most_Annoying_Things_on_the_Web" target="_blank">digg me</a> while you do.. .</p>
<p>&#8220;<a href="http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/0671745530.html" target="_blank">So long and thanks for all the fish.</a>&#8220;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jay from EnergyRace.com got back again letting me know that he thinks opening up ER to include international &#8220;users&#8221; is a good idea. I&#8217;m looking forward to the new options and a more accurate view on how badly I damage our beloved planet If you want to participate in the project, or just want to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jay from <a href="http://www.energyrace.com/index.php/site?referrer=greenerfutureman">EnergyRace.com</a> got back again letting me know that he thinks opening up ER to include international &#8220;users&#8221; is a good idea. I&#8217;m looking forward to the new options and a more accurate view on how badly I damage our beloved planet <img src='http://www.axelsegebrecht.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>If you want to participate in the project, or just want to know how you can make a difference I suggest you head over to <a href="http://www.energyrace.com/index.php/site?referrer=greenerfutureman">energyrace.com</a> and subscribe to <a href="http://www.energyrace.com/index.php/commentary/rss_2.0/?referrer=greenerfutureman">their RSS feed</a>.</p>
<p>People from outside the USA are encouraged to <a href="http://www.energyrace.com/index.php/generalinfo/contact/?referrer=greenerfutureman">get in touch</a> and let him know you care.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.energyrace.com/index.php/commentary/cfls_whats_holding_you_back/">Jay also blogs about using &#8220;compact fluorescent bulbs&#8221; (CFL)</a> and their great energy (money) saving potential. To which I can proudly attest! I&#8217;m using CFL exclusively in my flat and compared to my previous electricity bills I&#8217;ve already made the money back I &#8220;invested&#8221; in them. At IKEA over here they are actually quite cheap.. oh and they last for donkeys.</p>
<p>@Jay = How about an &#8220;Invite Friends&#8221; referral button or code to include on my blog? Using the <code>?referrer=user</code> for now but not sure whether that actually adds people referred to you to my profile. <strike>Also, I think you trackbacks aren&#8217;t working</strike></p>
<p>BTW. Referrals as in concerned people, not money! This is not about affiliation folks &#8211; just plain caring *g</p>
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